Stoupa & Asu, Miss Italia ´61 9+/10-

At the end of August 2014 SINGING ROCK athlete Dušan "Stoupa" Janák and his buddy Lukáš "Asu" Abt went on a trip to the Dolomites, Italy, where they climbed Miss Italia ´61 classified 9+/10- (8a).

Read an English translation of Asu´s article Rendez-vous with Miss Italia ‘61 about the ascent (the original article in Czech available at NADZEMÍ.cz).

Rendez-vous with Miss Italia ‘61

How about a rendez-vous with a Miss? And since this year was in Italian style, why not with an Italian one? Although Stoupa has different, allegedly nicer prospects at the beginning, in the end I invoke cravings to get to know other places and people in this genius of mediocrity and we can gracefully set off to Piz Ciaves for our rendez-vous with Miss Italia ‘61.

At the first attempt, Franca only flirts with us and we don’t want to be obtrusive, so we leave only part of our material there to make the following, intensely personal meeting, easier. At the second attempt, with a month’s distance (well, the genius has now switched to horses and Miss Italia also has a very busy schedule) we arrive at Franca’s in too muddy a night. Before the weather gets better we devote our full attention to theoretical preparation. Mainly thanks to Stoupa’s erotic library, we can expand our knowledge by sentence structures as well as finger-twisting techniques.

The man does not leave anything to chance and on the day of meeting reads the literature since four in the morning. What can I say, Franca is probably really worth it. (If only Monika saw this!) We wait some more time, have this already elderly lady lit by sunshine and we are not discouraged by prepared traps, moving on in the “Show me what you got!” style.

As is often the case, the greatest attention is paid to the underbelly... Although the tried-and-tested technique is rot-punkt, Stoupa in this case opts for, given the year of birth, a more dated method, RK. Her chest is pretty blossoming but who cares in the wind – PP style (2nd attempt).

Then everybody goes their way. The Sun is slowly setting and despite rather romantic moods, the eyes look away from each other. There are a few sparkles but this experienced tactician sees himself having a beer with friends rather than chitchatting over a coffee with a nostalgic lady. And he does not spare her of his thoughts. The timing itself is great. We pack the material with the dusk and the wheat hisses with the light of the first stars.

What did we learn? Despite her age, Franca Cataneo (Miss Italia ‘61) is a lady worth visiting. Elegant, alluring, offering satisfying motion. Believe me you will feel all your body! She was fooled for the first time by four local matadors with ladders and a bag of pitons in Autumn 1961.

However, the first one to wildly enjoy RP-style fun with her was Mauro “Bubu” Bole in 2004 and in his view, it is a 9+/10- ride. The recommended material is approximately 15 quickdraws and 10 slings. You can leave any gadgets and widgets at home, she is not into them and you will carry them uselessly just as we did. More suitable are warmer July days because there isn’t risk of freezing in her arms during conversation. On the other hand, don’t cuddle with Franca for too long. After ten hours it won’t be fun for neither of you. Do not leave anything in the wall or in the parking. Quickdraws left in the walls but also beers for regeneration were stolen by the local mafia, who is very jealous and is not happy to see such encounters... Arrivederci, amici!

Asu

Good job guys!
SINGING ROCK Team

Stoupa & Asu, Miss Italia ´61